STOP GETTING MARRIED. Or at least stop changing your last names. This is the 4th time this week someone strange has popped up on my birthday alert/feed that I didn’t recognize. (And no I won’t be sensible and just delete these people I never talk to because creeping on people you haven’t talked to since high school is the entire point of facebook!) I think I’m also a bit hypersensitive to marriage ATM in preparation for the onslaught of marriage proposal pictures that will surely be appearing in the next few weeks from xmas/new years proposals.

Also: timeline. I have no idea what this is but people sound up in arms about it. Do you think it will go back to 2004? because I’m slightly old and holy shit I’ve been on FB for 7 years.